You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
