well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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