I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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