the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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