They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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