do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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