I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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