FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
