Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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