fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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