I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
