I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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