Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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