People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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