I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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