Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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