She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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