Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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