jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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