i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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