Are we in a gay sports bar?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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