they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Buhtt sex?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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