I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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