I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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