Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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