I'm eating all of the evidence.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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