he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Shame is for Republicans.
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