On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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