i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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