Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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