Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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