ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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