do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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