Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
