She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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