Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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