its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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