I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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