I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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