But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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