I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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