Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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