Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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