I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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