I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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