I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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