oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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