Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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