yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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