**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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