ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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