Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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