You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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