Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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